I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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