he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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