1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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