Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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