Barsexuality is the new black.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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