Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Best friends brother. Beat that.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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