we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
