Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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