My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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