Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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