okay pat passed out under dana's car
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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