fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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