it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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