On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
