i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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