I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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