Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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