just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You almost got us killed.
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You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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