What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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