I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I have fence marks all over my body
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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