FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...