I just made out with a guy for $7.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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