I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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