I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
