Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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