Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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