you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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