Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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