So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
not ubering you a puppy
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
