he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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