I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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