Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Randomize
