do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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