do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
