i just wanna soil my oats bro
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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