I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The feeling are messing with the penis
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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