"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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