what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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