piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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