Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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