he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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