What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
