We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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