Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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