I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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