Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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