Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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