Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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