I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
