Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize
