Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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