I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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