i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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