apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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