Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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