I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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