Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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