We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Randomize
